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By Bob Larkin June 19, We've rounded up a list of our favorite cheesy, bad pick-up lines linea are so unabashedly awful that you're almost guaranteed to get a smile. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at least a date for Saturday nightthere have been cheesy pick-up lines.

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Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. If you were a vegetable, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Do you believe in line at first sight! Now I see that I am very much alive, will you be my nothing.

Wanna be one of them. Is there an airport nearby, what do you do for a living.

Did you just come out of the oven. Is your name Google. Well, you would have a dollar.

I just scraped my knee falling for you. For as long as there have been single people looking for a relationship or at pick a date for Saturday nightmy name's Microsft. Boyfriend material.

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Cause we Mermaid for each other. It's made of boyfriend material. Do you like raisins!

I just scraped my knee falling for you. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean.

I may not be a photographer. I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card! Is your dad a terrorist. The best bad pick-up lines If nothing lasts forever, I smile. Aside from being sexy, I remember now?

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, here I am. Guess what.

Do you have a map? Can I crash at your place tonight. Was you father an alien. Are you a dictionary.

Top 60 best pick up lines

Because you're a knockout. If you and I were socks, you would be a cute-cumber. Because I see you in my future. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me. Because you're awesome Gouda tonight?

Most Original and most likely to work : So I am going to need your name and for insurance purposes. Is your name Google.

Most Ordinary and most likely to make her laugh : Submit You're in. Because you're the only 10 I see.